Blain’s Morning Porrdige – July 5th 2019

Blain’s Morning Porridge  – July 5th 2019

“There must be someway out of here, said the joker to the thief…” 

In the headlines this morning:

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Oh, what a beautiful morning… It’s a Friday in July, so I may as well have an off the wall rant! If you are stuck in the office, send me a mail and we can bemoan we’re not working from home in the back garden!

I was reading a note yesterday that we’re now into the second longest expansion in global economic history. The recovery has been slow and steady, reflecting the new normal, longer-for-longer expectations of the post 2008 crisis. Aren’t we the lucky ones? Despite the current geopolitical fears and global uncertainties our supportive central banks and diligent regulators are making sure we sleep soundly at night.. (Do I really have to say it? OK. US READERS: Sarcasm Alert)

It’s also US Payrolls Day and June’s number is expected to come in around 160K compared to the disappointing 75K in May. Don’t matter what it is. Whatever the number it wont change much. The market expects, nay, the market demands global easing! And if it doesn’t get it, it’s going to sulk almost as much as Donald Trump.

For the last few months it’s become increasingly clear – at least to me – that central bankers have perfected some curious time/relatively thingy to completely split financial markets from the reality of the real-world economy. What’s my evidence? None at all! Except the real world is apparently deflated, nervous and worried, while financial assets are partying like there is no tomorrow and prices are going through the roof:

Stocks are hitting new record levels. Why? It can’t be because they expect lower rates for longer to massively stimulate the global economy, give wage rise to consumers to hike their disposable incomes, and therefore boost earnings. Can’t be? For the last 10-years that policy has been a stunning didn’t happen. Stocks are heading higher either because investors foolishly expect doing the same thing will achieve different results, or more likely they expect lower for longer rates will continue to fuel corporate buybacks, thus pushing stocks higher. Forget last year’s correction – it just proved there is more upside potential from ongoing financial distortion!

Bond yields are hitting new record lows. Speaking to one fund yesterday, they’ve just had a record year because they decided back in January that normalisation couldn’t happen, so they bought Bonds, Bunds and Italy and went short gilts. Why are bonds so high? Because everyone thinks the Fed will ease, Christine Legarde will do exactly as Draghi would do, and even sterling may ease. Why? Because the bond market thinks the world is such a miserable and economically weak place, or because the smart bond market knows Central banks will keep easing to avoid a global stock conflaguration!

Back here in the real world.. How bad is it? Well… growth is not so bad, employment not so miserable (except in Europe), and I even read the happiness quotient of the UK is rising. Do we really need interest rates so low and causing all kinds of distortion?

Sure, its not perfect. If I was a pessimist I would point to everyone fretting and worrying about trade wars, protectionism, currency manipulation, political impotence, falling real incomes, corporate lending and covenants lite, chronic illiquidity, micro bonds, the gig economy, personal and student debt, Brexit, a thousand and one other things, and Deutsche Bank.. (actually no one worries about Deutsche Bank…. That’s a story that’s almost done..  a sad tale I shall relate during the dog days of summer of missed opportunities, management failure, regulatory overkill and the reality that Germans make great cars, but aren’t so great bankers..) The reality is.. we cope.

How bad would it be if the Central Banks don’t ease – as the equity markets demand?

That would be just horrible – they say. The massively inflated asset bubbles in bonds and stocks would be exposed and pop if the Eagles ever stop playing Take it Easy. And the music will play on. Central banks are not going to let the bubble burst because a) that would shatter confidence in the recovery (what recovery?), b) would generate a Tsunami of systemic risk, c) crush sentiment (and peeve Trump), and d) expose their failings in monetary policy since the crisis, while lifting the skirts on what regulators have done to weaken the global markets. Everyone would be left looking just a lot stupid!

What will happen if the Central Banks keep easing?

Well that will be just magic! Stocks will keep going up and bonds will tighten till every single bond on the planet is in negative yield territory. Central banks will justify it, hoping against hope that inflation and real growth will rise to wipe away the bubble valuations. But we all know, Long Term artificially juicing stocks through negative rates will be a very very bad thing if this distortion doesn’t stop.

What’s really happened over the past 10-years is central banks printed lots of lots of money and pumped it into the financial system through QE. What happened to that money? Well, most of it stayed in the system, and has been invested in financial assets – NOT the real economy. And that is where the money continues to reside – QE has inflated the value of all financial assets by boosting bond prices via dangerously low rates and converting equity into debt (thus pushing up equity prices through buybacks). And, of course, markets have spotted and coat-tailed the effect… meaning the banks and hedge funds and owners have received lots of dividends and bonuses while workers have seen wages fall and rights reduced in the new gig economy.

Long-term its unsustainable. But why would the party ever end? Because no one is going to get paid a pension from negative yields to infinity. And politicians and voters notice the rich getting richer while western economies flatline as the financial party goes on and on and on. Resentment is a terrible thing to behold – parliaments and corporate princes’ palaces will burn fiercely.

So, there you are, the stark binary choice. Either:


  • Central Banks take the medicine now and steer the global economy back to normalisation, which means a sharply corrective stock market crash followed by recovery, rising rates (and a bond market wobble). 5 more years of pain! Then everything back to normal.




  • They keep fuelling the bubble, till its negative infinity rates and financial inflation means a single Tesla share is worth more than California… And the resentment is such the real world explodes and it all ends very badly.. Loads more pain for longer..


Have a wonderful weekend. New Podcast should be out later today.

Bill Blain

Shard Capital